Once upon a rhyme ' fore I dissapointed fathers I had a little dome used to call me headquarters. More room for knowledge, instead of paying homage, I'm dirty workin' my thirties pockets hurtin' payin college. Yes-yes yall! The rhythm of defeat. But I can't get the rhythm, got a problem with the beat, Like Terrence Howard on that 'Opus' , get focused. 'D' on that hustle and flow pimpin' with the dope shit. They call me hopeless, slow, can't-get -right, be like everybody embodied with assholes tight. Right. Can't apologize if I doubt it. You call me uncool, I'm gonna be brave about it.

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A little awkward on the left side(right) A little odd on the right side(right) A little weird from my head to (my feet) Now bounce along if you feelin' (OffBeat, feelin' Offbeat, feelin' Offbeat.) I gotta problem with rhythm, I'm feelin'(OffBeat, feelin' Offbeat, feelin' Offbeat.) I try to say somethin' cool.(Sorry Pirtle you lost me.)

Damn people, they say I need to talk, but when I start to talk then they bark and I need to walk. Yeah I got some moments, some bad words too. Especially being convicted when they haven't got a clue.
Always in the wrong. Getting in the way. What planet you from ? Let me answer if I may. I'm from the planet noneya, noneya damn business, tryna judge but can I get a witness? (Amen!) What if I told ya I had magical powers and talked to a tiny demon that sure to make you cowar, but the truth taste sour I devour all these insults, didn't cope, spew back with sarcasm to the throat. I'm a little dopey, little grumpy, little doc, geekin' off another week of that elephant in the room rock. Waitin for the boom pop aftershock hype. I am what I am, what it be like?

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LA-LA LA,LA-LA-LA (Guys repeat unenthusiastic)
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. (Guys repeat unenthusiastic.)
LA-LA LA,LA-LA-LA (Guys repeat unenthusiastic)
(Random mouth sounds/ Guys sound confused)

That 's all there is to me. A little animated, and some would contemplate that I'm a little segregated? Word? You kiddin' me? With all the friends I got? And most of them ain't even down with hip-hop. Props to the actors. entertainers, comedians, club bangers, Sci-fi Cosplayers that don't know me as a stranger, but just major with characters standing near. Their once Cleveland Brown screamin, "Party over here!"

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